10 Quick Qs – Demi Lardner

1. What, where, when and how much?

Birds With Human Lips, stand-up comedy, 9.30 till the 22nd of february, some money.

2. Describe your show Twitter style, 140 characters or less:

CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP

3. A quote/moment that stands out from your show?

“Ghost Dicks are the best kind of dicks.”

4. Is heckling allowed?

You best not for I will crush your skull with my tiny muscle hands.

5. What is your role in the show?

I DONE WROTE ALL THEM JOKES AND I TELL EM

6. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Probably like a carpenter or something. Whatever that Jesus bloke did.

7. If you could put on (or be in) any show/band in the world, which one would it be?

I will one day perform as a rapper who only raps about the movie Shrek.

8. Why would someone not come see your show?

Their bones are made of glass, their skin is made of paper, they stick their fingers in their ears, they fill their mouth with capers.

9. In your opinion, what is the worst show/movie you’ve ever seen and why?

Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. I’ve never walked out of a cinema before a movie was finished until this piece of bullshit trash tit was released.

10. Besides your show, what’s your pick for the Fringe/Garden?

Womanz, with Tessa Waters. Amazing.