10 Quick Qs – Brendon Walsh

1. Describe your show Twitter-style, 140 character or less!

Stupid bearded idiot talks into an amplified microphone system in a room full of people who are sitting in chairs, facing him.

2. Who’s the biggest celebrity you’ve ever been ignored by?

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney never answer my questions about how they pulled off the whole 9/11 thing.

3. I’m sure you’re excited to be visiting Melbourne for the comedy festival. Tell us what you hate most about Sydney.

I’ve never been to Sydney and I don’t hate anything. But if I have to pick, I’d have to say I hate that stupid pointy building you see on all the postcards. Also, I heard Sydney people are dirty and smelly.

4. What was the most challenging aspect about preparing your show?

Training the lions and learning to love myself.

5. You can choose to have anything named after yourself: a planet, stadium, street, whatever. How would you immortalise yourself?

I’d like to immortalise myself by never dying.

6. What’s your favourite strategy for eviscerating a heckler?

I get their personal information from the box office and then I destroy their credit.

7. Why would someone not want to come see your show?

Scared they’d get too horny.

8. Describe to us your ideal breakfast.

Lunch!

9. What is the biggest accolade you’ve received from one of your shows?

I’m too humble to answer this.

10. What other MICF show are you most excited to catch up with?

All of them!