Geoff Paine – Unpack This!

1. Describe your show Twitter style, 140 characters or less!
The true story of how Geoff Paine got arrested.

2. Since you’re a comedian, is there a lot of pressure to be funny on a first date?
You mean the first of every month? Huge pressure.

3. Speaking of, what’s your ideal date activity?
Sticky date pudding.

4. A movie that made you cry?
The Wizard of Oz (those freaking flying monkeys)

5. What do you do when you get sad?
Weep. Stare into the middle distance. Drink. Not always in that order.

6. When and/or why did you decide to become a comedian?
When I made the kids laugh in class, including the tough kids.

7. Favourite comedian?
Charlie Sheen. What?

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Taller.

9. Funniest YouTube clip you’ve seen?
Charlie bit my finger.

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10. Which artist/comedian are you looking forward to seeing at the Festival?
The Pajama Men