Tim Ferguson – Carry A Big Stick
When? 10th – 22nd April | Tue – Sat 6 PM | Sun 5 PM
How much? $20 something (more for vegans) – Buy Tickets
Where? Melbourne Town Hall 
1. Describe your show Twitter style, 140 characters or less!
TV Network horror stories, world-touring nightmares, money, fame, sex with supermodels. And a Club Sandwich please.
2. Since you’re a comedian, is there a lot of pressure to be funny on a first date?
Yes. My ‘crying-clown face’ puts a stop to that.
3. Speaking of, what’s your ideal date activity?
Fucking.
4. A movie that made you cry?
Terminator. Killer robots have motherboards too.
5. What do you do when you get sad?
Drink and fight, sobbing the lyrics of Ukelele Lady.
6. When and/or why did you decide to become a comedian?
Comedy is not a choice. It gets thrust upon you. People who ‘always dreamed of being a comic’ are rarely funny.
7. Favourite comedian?
Justin Hamilton.
8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Your mother.
9. Funniest YouTube clip you’ve seen?
OMG Cat.
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10. Which artist/comedian are you looking forward to seeing at the Festival?
Jennifer Wong – she is the next big thing. The New York Times agrees.
