10 Quick Qs – Heath Franklin
Describe your show Twitter style, 140 characters or less: Chopper realises he has an anger problem and then gets angry about that.
Describe your show Twitter style, 140 characters or less: Chopper realises he has an anger problem and then gets angry about that.
Why would someone not come see your show? If they’re a fish.
If you could put on (or be in) any show/band in the world, which one would it be? I’d either be in the Carol Burnett show but if that wasn’t possible, maybe I’d make a very short show where everyone I could find who has a beard had to stand together on stage and shave it slowly to a song by The National while girls in flower headbands ate artisanal pickles and wept.
2. Describe your show Twitter style, 140 characters or less:
This is the best stand-up comedy show that I am capable of. So if you don’t like it I can’t help you.
The show is about my journey from playing Jesus on the Ronnie Johns Half Hour at 23 to defending war criminals in the Hague for the UN at 30. And of course, this requires me to touch on Tinder and the philosophy of dick pics.
Why would someone not come see your show? Because dogs were chasing their loved ones in the woods.
It’s about the highs and woes of being a professional comedian who’s also worked in a skateboard shop for 14 years. Oxymoron.
What do you want to be when you grow up? A retiree and a masterful table tennis opponent.
What do you want to be when you grow up? I’d like more to do with those bananas in pyjamas – not sure why they won’t return our calls? 🙂
What do you want to be when you grow up?
OR I’ve ALWAYS wanted to open up my own Burlesque and seafood restaurant nightclub. I want to call it ‘FISH n NIPS’.
Why toddle when you can dance? The ecstatic heart of moving grooving, high energy smiling for under 5’s and their grownups.
This Fringe, international comedy collective collective Plague of Idiots bring their simple, beautiful idiocy to Australia for the first time.
Shake it up with BOOMSTARS dance crazes & Does that MAD Scientist really blow bubbles when he creates chaos? Crazy Kid stuff.
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